† oh let's start a petition people - nobody wants to see brooke hogan naked in playboy yeeeah!

† miss universe needs to practice doing simple tasks such as blinking... webster's is my bitch

† angelina jolie's twins were supposedly conceived via in vitro fertilization! a socialite's life

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In the long-fought battle between New York and Los Angeles, New York has finally won. In terms of which city is better for openly gay actors, at least. After Elton runs a feature today interviewing various gay thespians (redunnndant) about the trials and tribulations of both playing dress up and publicly doing it with men. And one thing is made abundantly clear. Los Angeles has a lon read more »
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This picture will be coming to bed with me tonight. Sit and spin! I'll get paper cuts on my ass lips, but it's worth it. Anyway, let's crawl out of the gutter now, shall we? Well, we'll crawl out of the gutter and then crawl right back in, because this is a story about Dreamboat Doherty.


Dreamboat actually showed up to court today to face charges for assaulting a pap last summer. The pap, Catherine Mead, was following his crackie ass around when Dreamy stopped her and asked, "Why read more »
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Kim Porter was with Diddy for 10 fucking years. They have 3 children together and his ass never married her. I think they were engaged at least 100 times, but I'm not sure. Star Magazine reports that Diddy is telling his friends and family that he will marry a woman and her name is not Kim Porter. Her name is Cassandra Ventura. That's a hot name. She's got Kim in the name department. Sorry.


A source said, "Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear th read more »
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Skank fight alert! Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are in some kind of dumb feud and it all came to a "head" at a bbq in Malibu this weekend. Pieces of trash!


Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat ass showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her read more »
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Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat ass showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her ">submit 'Dumb Whore VS. Dumb Whore' to digg   submit 'Dumb Whore VS. Dumb Whore' to reddit   submit 'Dumb Whore VS. Dumb Whore' to Stumbleupon   submit 'Dumb Whore VS. Dumb Whore' to yahoo   |   Bookmarks  

Some smartass farmer in Northfolk came up with a way to keep the pigeons out of his sugar beets and he claims it's working. Look at him. He's so proud of this shit. He thinks he should win some sort of award for his contribution to the farming industry. No, I wasn't being sarcastic. He really does.


He told Ananova, "She's the best scarecrow we've ever had and she's doing a brilliant job. In fact she's doing a better job scaring the birds than she is singing at the moment. I'd be read more »
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It doesn't bother me that this tacky bitch is wearing a crown, but it does bother me that she's wearing a crown with that outfit. From the neck up, she's a contestant in a local drag queen pageant. From the neck down, she's a day-shift hooker in Colorado. The two don't go together! Well, at least that fugly crown distracts from her baby poo fake tan and the fat spider legs coming out of her eyes.


Here's Katie Price at a signing for a book she didn't write. I also threw in some pi read more »
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[Terri Irwin, wife of deceased animal annoyer Steve, celebrating daughter and new cash cow Bindi's 10th birthday, apparently on a tennis court, surrounded by an audience. Because, I guess, why the fuck not. Image via Splash]

SidAndFinancy's new line beats the original "Mum Said I Could Eat Daddy's Face!"



																																																																																 		  			
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TMZ.com: Don't worry about Jamie Lynn Spears and her beau-- we're hearing they're still as close as two teens who have their whole lives ahead of them can be.This week Star mag had the two in Splitsville (is that near Kentwood??), but our spies tell us the... Read more read more »
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Yesterday I reported that Lifetime TV is airing a 10-episode marathon of Sophia Petrillo-centric episodes of The Golden Girls tomorrow afternoon from 12PM - 5PM in honor of the passing of Estelle Getty but the network has added one more extra little tribute to her memory. Lifetime has been showing a brief memorial to [...] read more »
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TMZ.com: Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis has met his oily match in the uber-bronzed Portucheese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's pray that those rosary beads don't leave a tan line.Ding! You're done, dude.

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