[Technical problems at HQ are delaying the video, but it is forthcoming, I promise. In the meantime...] Last night was the night the lights went out on Broadway, as the Gossip Girl kids (and the adults too) were cast into darkness. There was a New York City-wide power outage on the teen soap, a time for furtive sexual dealings and sad, quiet truths to be read more »
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Former Star editor Bonnie Fuller, who floats menacingly over the celebrity media like mist on a bog, has a new web venture in the works. She also has an insatiable thirst for money. And, of course, she has but a tenuous grasp on reality as a whole. Which of these is the explanation for the elusive question: Why the fuck has she spent the last several month read more »
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Brad Pitt was back in New Orleans today bike riding to a meeting or some shit. I bet some of you crazy whores would sell one of your loved ones to be Brad's bike for one day. Brad usually doesn't make my pubes sweat, but he's looking kind of sexy in that Mormon outfit. I've always had a fucked up thing for Mormons. It must be the underwear.

Brother Brad also had a drawn picture of Obama on his notebook. I bet you one of the twin messiahs drew that with their eyes closed while on read more »
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newVideoPlayer("/Wall_Street_Warriors.flv", 506, 423,""); While the fires on Wall Street continue to smolder and ghouls still prowl the darkened streets of downtown, searching for delicious human meat, a show called Wall Street Warriors still soldiers on. Yeah, it's on something called Mojo which is like Hi-Def television or something. Anyway, it follows real-life young ideal read more »
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Pop superstar Madonna has been preaching to her audience about her thoughts regarding the Republican vice-presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. Like any good rock star, Madonna spent some moments of her concert at Madison Square Garden to inform the crowd of her political viewpoints. She had this to say about Palin: "Sarah Pa read more »
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Pop superstar Madonna has been preaching to her audience about her thoughts regarding the Republican vice-presidential candidate, Sarah Palin. Like any good rock star, Madonna spent some moments of her concert at Madison Square Garden to inform the crowd of her political viewpoints. She had this to say about Palin: "Sarah Pa">            |   Bookmarks  

This picture will be coming to bed with me tonight. Sit and spin! I'll get paper cuts on my ass lips, but it's worth it. Anyway, let's crawl out of the gutter now, shall we? Well, we'll crawl out of the gutter and then crawl right back in, because this is a story about Dreamboat Doherty.

Dreamboat actually showed up to court today to face charges for assaulting a pap last summer. The pap, Catherine Mead, was following his crackie ass around when Dreamy stopped her and asked, "Why read more »
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Kim Porter was with Diddy for 10 fucking years. They have 3 children together and his ass never married her. I think they were engaged at least 100 times, but I'm not sure. Star Magazine reports that Diddy is telling his friends and family that he will marry a woman and her name is not Kim Porter. Her name is Cassandra Ventura. That's a hot name. She's got Kim in the name department. Sorry.

A source said, "Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear th read more »
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Skank fight alert! Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are in some kind of dumb feud and it all came to a "head" at a bbq in Malibu this weekend. Pieces of trash!

Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat ass showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her read more »
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Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim's fat ass showed up, "I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her ">            |   Bookmarks