Slightly Butta Helena Christensen Bikini Pics From Eze, France

Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.c
These were snapped earlier today as Helena took a lil' dip with Bono's wife, Ali Hewson.

And the Wiki says...
Helena Christensen (born December 25, 1968 in Copenhagen) is a Danish model.

She drives a Morris Minor car at home in Monaco, and also has apartments in Copenhagen and Manhattan. Christensen is left-handed and a fan of The Smiths and R.E.M.. She is also close friends with the latter band's lead singer Michael Stipe [11] and with U2 frontman Bono.

Christensen is considered to be one of the more prominent supermodels of the 1990s, having appeared on many magazine covers and in fashion campaigns. She was in the Victoria's Secret catalog and in their television commercials as one of the signature Angels, along with supermodels Tyra Banks, Karen Mulder, Daniela Pestova, Rebecca Romijn, and Stephanie Seymour. [Wiki]

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not as bad as heidi klum

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 @ 6:45pm
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I GOT MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAMI, I'LL NEVER FORGET HER HOT ASS IN THAT CHRIS ISAAC VIDEO WICKED GAME, IF YA DONT KNOW YOU TUBE IT. SHE WAS THE HOTTEST CHICK EVER IN THAT VIDEO.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 @ 6:48pm
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I miss the supermodels of the 90's, because today's models don't compare.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 @ 8:51pm
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full length body bag please.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 @ 9:38pm
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danish chicks don't age well. look at brigitte neilsen

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 @ 11:14pm
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She looks like Janice Dickinson and that broad is 53.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 @ 11:35pm
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her mouth looks like that of old women with fake teeth...you know, the way their mouth looks when they take their teeth out

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 @ 11:46pm
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Picky picky, she's hot for her age.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 12:34am
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Being the horndogs we are, we wouldn't say no, but I am not sure we would be proud of it.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 1:43am
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the bag was deserved. i'd still hit it for the nostalgia...

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 8:04am
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She fell hard,on her face.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 8:24am
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We need to see some pics of her in her prime.
She was a goddess. Her eyes did it for me.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 9:27am
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shut up jealous uglies. This woman is a goddess, gorgeous body and face. Let me see a picture of you without makeup, just coming out of water, and sun shining in your face.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 10:54am
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lol, well i think she looks good, not for nothin but ive seen women that should but dont get the brown bag on here

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 11:18am
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Picture 7 makes me think of what Cameron Diaz is going to look like in a few more years.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 12:34pm
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