Slightly Butta Helena Christensen Bikini Pics From Eze, France
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.cThese were snapped earlier today as Helena took a lil' dip with Bono's wife, Ali Hewson.
And the Wiki says...
Helena Christensen (born December 25, 1968 in Copenhagen) is a Danish model.
She drives a Morris Minor car at home in Monaco, and also has apartments in Copenhagen and Manhattan. Christensen is left-handed and a fan of The Smiths and R.E.M.. She is also close friends with the latter band's lead singer Michael Stipe [11] and with U2 frontman Bono.
Christensen is considered to be one of the more prominent supermodels of the 1990s, having appeared on many magazine covers and in fashion campaigns. She was in the Victoria's Secret catalog and in their television commercials as one of the signature Angels, along with supermodels Tyra Banks, Karen Mulder, Daniela Pestova, Rebecca Romijn, and Stephanie Seymour. [Wiki]
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not as bad as heidi klum
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I GOT MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAMI, I'LL NEVER FORGET HER HOT ASS IN THAT CHRIS ISAAC VIDEO WICKED GAME, IF YA DONT KNOW YOU TUBE IT. SHE WAS THE HOTTEST CHICK EVER IN THAT VIDEO.
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I miss the supermodels of the 90's, because today's models don't compare.
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full length body bag please.
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danish chicks don't age well. look at brigitte neilsen
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She looks like Janice Dickinson and that broad is 53.
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her mouth looks like that of old women with fake teeth...you know, the way their mouth looks when they take their teeth out
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Picky picky, she's hot for her age.
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Being the horndogs we are, we wouldn't say no, but I am not sure we would be proud of it.
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the bag was deserved. i'd still hit it for the nostalgia...
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She fell hard,on her face.
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We need to see some pics of her in her prime.
She was a goddess. Her eyes did it for me.
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shut up jealous uglies. This woman is a goddess, gorgeous body and face. Let me see a picture of you without makeup, just coming out of water, and sun shining in your face.
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lol, well i think she looks good, not for nothin but ive seen women that should but dont get the brown bag on here
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Picture 7 makes me think of what Cameron Diaz is going to look like in a few more years.
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