Kelly Brook @ Cartier International Polo Day
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons on 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress, and occasional swimwear designer and television presenter.
She recently starred in a Marple drama on ITV. She caused a minor controversy over her most recent film Survival Island (previously known as Three), in which she co-starred with then fiancé Billy Zane, when Brook and Zane requested her nude scenes be excised from the final cut, which the producers refused to do. Wiki












Zane is not nice not wanting us to see the goods. And the goods seem very good.
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It looks like Kelly is ready to do some gardening, but it's Kelly Brook, so she can wear whatever she likes.
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agreed. kelly brook looks good in anything and everything...even red gloves
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Sweet package, great shoes too.
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sweet package, great shoes too.
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She should always be in lingerie
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The length of the dress is good on her, but the print of the dress coupled with those awful gloves just looks straight up tacky.
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Always a hot piece of ASS...
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What's up with the silly little red gloves?
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I think she picked those gloves because they "go with" her belt. I know she looks kinda dorky but still strangely hot, don't you think?
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She looks like Jennifer Garner with a big ole jaw.
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Those nude scenes from Three were worth the wait.
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I saw the goods too Billy...are you gonna threaten to off yourself like in the movie??? She FIINE!!!
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One of my all-time favorites.
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She looks better naked and photoshopped. That chin is approaching Brooke Hogan territory.
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Uncertified Bastards = True Masters of Hyperbole.
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Amazing as always..she so fine!!
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I'd tear off a piece of that!
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Holly fuck nice legs. You and me both Katelyn.
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Mmmmmmm.....
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perfect
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damm you billy zane!!!
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Damn... I would fuck this chick till my dick exploded... holy shit !!
I propose what could possibly be the ultimate Bastardly matchup...
Kelly Brook v. Kate Beckinsale
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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fu*king HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
gorgeus, beautiful
my favorite definetely
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