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Dusted off an old feature today just for the hell of it. Think of it like a delicious pizza with all your favorite toppings - provided you enjoy the taste of Amy Winehouse slathered in Aniston sauce. Bon appetit:

strong- Britney Spears/strong' cousin Alli Sims says Britney isn't fit to tour. But still fit to buy her a car; how 'bout it? [a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/12/02/2008-12-02_alli_sims_kevin_federline_dish_on_britne-1.html"NY Daily News/a]

strong- Blake Fielder-Civil/strong makes love to Amy Winehouse in her hospital bed before being carted back to jail. Wins coveted "Most Effective Way to Make a Passionate Prison Shower More Enjoyable Award." [a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2001362.ece"The Sun/a]

strong - Sean Avery/strong apologizes for calling Elisha Cuthbert "sloppy seconds." Says she's more like a "beautifully recycled flower - that you can have sex with." [a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20244126,00.html"People/a]

strong- Jennifer Aniston/strong admits to wanting a baby and "longs" for motherhood. Somewhere, John Mayer is performing the world's first guitar string vasectomy. [a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20243964,00.html"EW/a]

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