There aren't too many things actress Eva Longoria could do to work her way onto our good sides. For some reason, the tiny, perky Desperate Housewives star has always struck us as a bit of a -- what is a ladylike way to put this... --- mmmbitch? For God's Sake, she was cast as a Ghost Bitch in a movie. We here at BWE.tv don't really stand for bitches, be they alive or haunted. Hence, we long ago wrote Eva off of our "500 Celebrities We'd Like to Have Coffee With" list (along with Louie Anderson and the Principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off).
But today, things might be swinging in fava of Eva. Because the petite B-lister was photographed getting out of a car wearing... SPANX. Spanx, the miracle body shaper which flattens and reshapes and contours and pretty much just performs all sorts of body miracles. Even Tim Gunn wants a pair. These things are serious.
And yet, we would never have pegged Longoria as a Spanx girl, probably because she weighs just shy of an 8th grader. So to see this small, thin woman, dressed so elegantly, giving the world a flash of her mid-thigh shapers... it's inspiring. Our Spanx go off to you today, Eva, for having the courage that so few fat, misshapen women have.
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There aren't too many things actress Eva Longoria could do to work her way onto our good sides. For some reason, the tiny, perky Desperate Housewives star has always struck us as a bit of a -- what is a ladylike way to put this... --- mmmbitch? For God's Sake, she was cast as a Ghost Bitch in a movie. We here at BWE.tv don't really stand for bitches, be they alive or haunted. Hence, we long ago wrote Eva off of our "500 Celebrities We'd Like to Have Coffee With" list (along with Louie Anderson and the Principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off).
But today, things might be swinging in fava of Eva. Because the petite B-lister was photographed getting out of a car wearing... SPANX. Spanx, the miracle body shaper which flattens and reshapes and contours and pretty much just performs all sorts of body miracles. Even Tim Gunn wants a pair. These things are serious.
And yet, we would never have pegged Longoria as a Spanx girl, probably because she weighs just shy of an 8th grader. So to see this small, thin woman, dressed so elegantly, giving the world a flash of her mid-thigh shapers... it's inspiring. Our Spanx go off to you today, Eva, for having the courage that so few fat, misshapen women have.
Discuss Add this link to... Bury
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