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You know what's always a good thing to do before a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/08/kevin_federline_challenged_to.php"punching celebrities in a charity boxing match/a? Check with your parole officer. A crucial step Michael Lohan seems to have skipped, according to a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/20/daddy-lohan-gets-ko-d-by-parole-peeps/"TMZ/a:
blockquoteLindsay's dad got the hook for that charity boxing match next week, because he's still on parole for assault from 2004. "We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing," says a parole rep, "is appropriate for his rehabilitation."/blockquote
Someone needs to put Michael Lohan's face on the Wikipedia page for FAIL. Along with Heidi Spencer, Criss Angel and my local Dunkin Donuts for, I shit you not, running out of donuts today. That's like KFC running out of chicken. Or, even more frightening, me running out of penis jokes. Shh, shh. I was only joking. It's alright. Okay, take a deep breath. No, seriously, breathe. Somebody get these readers some paper bags! emSTAT/em.
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You know what's always a good thing to do before a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2008/08/kevin_federline_challenged_to.php"punching celebrities in a charity boxing match/a? Check with your parole officer. A crucial step Michael Lohan seems to have skipped, according to a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/20/daddy-lohan-gets-ko-d-by-parole-peeps/"TMZ/a:
blockquoteLindsay's dad got the hook for that charity boxing match next week, because he's still on parole for assault from 2004. "We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing," says a parole rep, "is appropriate for his rehabilitation."/blockquote
Someone needs to put Michael Lohan's face on the Wikipedia page for FAIL. Along with Heidi Spencer, Criss Angel and my local Dunkin Donuts for, I shit you not, running out of donuts today. That's like KFC running out of chicken. Or, even more frightening, me running out of penis jokes. Shh, shh. I was only joking. It's alright. Okay, take a deep breath. No, seriously, breathe. Somebody get these readers some paper bags! emSTAT/em.
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