pimg src="http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/11/81250875.jpg" alt="81250875.jpg" align="left" hspace="4" vspace="2" //p blockquote p ul liMichael Jackson is a secret Muslim who is actually called Mikaeel, meaning angel of Allah, after the pop star rejected the name "Mustafa," which means chosen one. In a few days Jackson will appear in London court, where an Arab sheikh is suing him for seriously breaching a multi-million-dollar contract. Related? Who knows. The headline? "The Way You Mecca Me Feel." [a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1954666.ece#OTC-RSSamp;ATTR=Bizarre"Sun/a]/li liGeorgina Bloomberg, daughter of the mayor and media mogul, may have nine horses and a BMW, but she's "not rich!" [a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11212008/gossip/pagesix/thanks__dad__139936.htm"P6/a]/li liIvanka Trump has a book deal, because that's how things work, by which we mean "America is a meritocracy," as scribe Trump says. Better luck next time, underqualified struggling writers. [a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11212008/gossip/pagesix/ivanka_inspires_139938.htm"P6/a]/li liLindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are going into couples therapy, to try and stop the daily a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11212008/gossip/pagesix/therapy_for_lindsay__sam_139928.htm"screaming matches/a, sometimes over Lohan's dancing with her "a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/11/20/2008-11-20_catfight_lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson_d.html"British bad-boy/a" ex./li liRosie O'Donnell had the nerve to say the ladies of emthe View/em didn't always get along so well, to which Barbara Walters replied, "Some people... have done this show and then for years feel they have to dump on it... I resent it... get on with your lives." That'll teach Rosie to call you divisive! [a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b69827_barbara_snaps_back_rosies_rant_rosie.html?sid=rss_topstoriesamp;utm_source=eonlineamp;utm_medium=rssfeedsamp;utm_campaign=rss_topstories"E!/a]/li liOprah is going to have emTHE/em embest/em televised Kennedy Center Obama party. [a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/11/68030/index.html"ET/a]/li liYou're two hours late to your show in Oberhausen, Germany. You run on stage and say WHAT, Kanye West? "I really need some pussy tonight!" [a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1955053.ece#OTC-RSSamp;ATTR=Bizarre"Sun/a]/li liPete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's spawn is a boy called "Bronx Mowgli Wentz," in case you're interested. [a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20238396,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines"People/a]/li /ul/p /blockquote br / br style="clear: both;"/
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