pimg src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/12/Picture_1_01.png" width="340" height="241" align="left" hspace="4" vspace="2"/The emNew York Times/em ran a story a couple weeks back about a sad little latchkey kid who a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/17/nyregion/17bigcity.html"deemed himself a food critic while eating dinner at a restaurant by himself./a Yeah, he like took a wee notebook along and everything. It's devastating and precocious and weird and vaguely annoying. Which means it would make the perfect movie! emSaturday Night Live/em head Canadian a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LORNE MICHAELS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LORNE MICHAELS" href="http://gawker.com/tag/lorne-michaels/"Lorne Michaels/a and MGM scion John Goldwyn have a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117996763.html?categoryid=13cs=1nid=2562"bought the rights to the story/a, which they hope to turn into a "a youth-themed empowerment film." /p pThey also might seek "life rights" to the young epicurean fop, named a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAVID FISHMAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAVID FISHMAN" href="http://gawker.com/tag/david-fishman/"David Fishman/a, we guess in the hopes that his little journal scrawlings will produce more gold like "As I left, I knew that soon enough this would be one of the most ‘hip’ places in the city." Because everyone loves it when 12-year-olds tell them what's going to be hip. You know, there used to be a time when kids were allowed to be kids and this kind of sad, I'm-a-grown-up-now, desperate pay-attention-to-me behavior was discouraged and parents were chastised for ignoring their lonely offspring. Nowadays, what with progress and all, kids like this get emNYT/em profiles and movie deals and their kiddie gumption, in place of any actual knowledge of what food criticism actually is, is richly rewarded./p br style="clear: both;"/
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