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pimg src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/11/twilight-cast.jpg" width="340" height="245" align="left" hspace="4" vspace="2"/That headline is "funny" on two levels! On one because the filmmdash;based on Stephanie Meyer's cheesetatstic books (disclosure: I only just started the first one)mdash;is about a blood-emsucking/em vampyr and the moony mortal girl who loves him. It's also funny because the whole this-is-the-best-thing-ever trend is a href="http://gawker.com/5086030/why-is-entertainment-weekly-so-in-the-tank-for-twilight"agressively belabored/a and irksome. I mean, look, the movie will be boffo box office anywaymdash;swoony fantasy nerdettes are a willful group, with lots of disposable income now that they're too old to buy Lisa Frank products. But it is some small, quiet vindication that in two early reviews, from emVariety/em and the emChicago Tribune/em, the movie sounds less than stunning, beautiful, or glorious, to use Meyer's purple parlance. Take a look at some of the critics' takes after the jump./p pFrom the a href="http://www.variety.com/VE1117939072.html"emVariety/em review/a:/p pem"...a disappointingly anemic tale of forbidden love that should satiate the pre-converted but will bewilder and underwhelm viewers who haven't devoured Stephenie Meyer's bestselling juvie chick-lit franchise."/p p"But even with angsty rock songs, lurching camerawork and emo-ish voiceover at her disposal, Hardwicke can't get inside the head of her young protagonist, Isabella "Bella" Swan (Kristen Stewart); consequently, Bella's decision to get hot and heavy with a hot-and-hungry vampire, far from seeming like an act of mad, transgressive passion, comes across as merely stupid and ill-considered. The result is a supernatural romance in which the supernatural and romantic elements feel rushed, unformed and insufficiently motivated, leaving audiences with little to do but shrug and focus on the eye-candy."/p p"Chase-thriller endgame seems to sputter to a halt when it's barely begun."/em/p pAnd from the a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/movies/chi-twilight-review-1120nov20,0,776400.story"emTrib/em review/a:/p pem"'Low-key' is not the adjective you'd expect to describe a highly anticipated vampire movie, but there it is."/p p"Hardwicke was right to concentrate on getting the smoldering down between her stars, but the story depends on Bella's (and the audience's) amazement at this strange new world of supernatural feats. If there's a sequelmdash;and there likely will bemdash;here's Job One: Show us, in a striking way, what these undead can do when they're not letting their hair do the fwooping."/em/p pThe emTrib/em is decidedly more positive than emVariety/em, but both definitely make the film seem underwhelming. Again, not that the crazed legion of fans will care all that much. They're mostly just going for the sexy Edward the Vamp groin tinglings that the rest of us can get at home, for free, while watching Spike on emBuffy/em DVDs./p pSee, I'm not a nerd./p br style="clear: both;"/
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