Christina Aguilera performed for the final show of the "Africa Rising!" event at Royal Albert Hall in London last night. She also apparently showed up wearing my grandmother's quilt as a turtleneck. Thanks, that wasn't a family heirloom or anything. Anyway, the night eventually got boobified when Christina took the stage and made her trademark faces that left me surprised she didn't birth a baby brother for Max Liron right there on the spot.
CHRISTINA: OOOOoooooooOoo Aaaahhaaahao oOOOoo!
STAGEHAND: Ma,am, you just gave birth.
CHRISTINA: OooooOOO! Aaahaahah!
STAGEHAND: No, really, lady, it looks like a Sasquatch. We know it's your husband's.
CHRISTINA: Heeeeey a heeeyeey OOOooo AAAHH!
STAGEHAND: Ma'am, there's an entire audience of witnesses.
CHRISTINA: Put it by the druuuhuuh druhuuhuhuuuuh drums!
STAGEHAND: There's another one coming isn't there?
CHRISTINA: *plop*
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Pacific Coast News
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Christina Aguilera performed for the final show of the "Africa Rising!" event at Royal Albert Hall in London last night. She also apparently showed up wearing my grandmother's quilt as a turtleneck. Thanks, that wasn't a family heirloom or anything. Anyway, the night eventually got boobified when Christina took the stage and made her trademark faces that left me surprised she didn't birth a baby brother for Max Liron right there on the spot.
CHRISTINA: OOOOoooooooOoo Aaaahhaaahao oOOOoo!
STAGEHAND: Ma,am, you just gave birth.
CHRISTINA: OooooOOO! Aaahaahah!
STAGEHAND: No, really, lady, it looks like a Sasquatch. We know it's your husband's.
CHRISTINA: Heeeeey a heeeyeey OOOooo AAAHH!
STAGEHAND: Ma'am, there's an entire audience of witnesses.
CHRISTINA: Put it by the druuuhuuh druhuuhuhuuuuh drums!
STAGEHAND: There's another one coming isn't there?
CHRISTINA: *plop*
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Pacific Coast News
Discuss Add this link to... Bury
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