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Category: Celebrity News | Tags: Chris Wilson Was Kidding About The Masturbating! [Explaining Jokes]
pimg src="http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/10/SafariScreenSnapz002_01.jpg" alt="SafariScreenSnapz002.jpg" align="left" hspace="4" vspace="2" /Chris Wilson has had to do some major backtracking since writing, in a a href="http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20080928/Discuss+Are+We+Nation+Sex+Addicts"emPage Six Magazine/em point/counterpoint article/a two weeks ago, that he saw a passenger on an American Airlines flight "either pleasuring himself to online porn, or whittling something under his blanket." The deputy emMaxim/em editor was emjust joking/em people! Sort of like his magazine was joking when earlier this year it "reviewed" two albums which had not yet been released, a href="http://gawker.com/5003435/how-exactly-maxim-faked-its-music-reviews"allegedly via the magic of crafty editors/a. Anyway, Wilson was apparently invited on Oprah to talk about his traumatic airplane experience, and had to disabuse (ahem) one of the show's producers of the idea he had written something, you know, true. Now Wilson is setting the entire world straight, a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/style/rub-dub-dub-maxim-s-chris-wilson-s-tall-tale-almost-makes-it-oprah"via his "old dear friend" at the emObserver/em/aem:/em/p blockquote pMr. Wilson replied, “You realize that was a joke, right?” [The Oprah producer] did emnot/em! Mr. Wilson asked if they would still require his expertise on the show. The man had to double-check. Mr. Wilson knew it was all over. “I could been the James Frey of midair masturbation,” he said./p /blockquote pYou know, telling "jokes" is all well and good, but messing with the integrity of emPage Six Magazine/em is no laughing matter./p pHa ha mdash; gotcha! Bwahahaha..../p br style="clear: both;"/
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