pPut the possum on the barbie and nuke the leftover Shoo-Fly pie, our little Cheetoling is number one!/p
pspan style=font-weight: bold;Britney Jean Spears /spana href=http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003874105has the top song in the country/a with the hillbilly anthem span style=font-style: italic;Woomanizah/span. She's made history for jumping from #96 all the way to #1. She also has the number one shit on iTunes and in Spain, France, Canada and Sweden. span style=font-style: italic;Woomanizah/span is her first #1 since span style=font-style: italic;Baby One More Time/span in 1999. Praise Cheesus!/p
pWe should all celebrate by making another Cheeto recipe tonight. This one is for delicious Spicy Chicken Cheetos Patties. If you're on a diet, use Puffy Cheetos instead. They're lighter. a href=http://www.grouprecipes.com/66021/spicy-chicken-cheetos-patties.htmlClick here/a to get that recipe. Wash it down with a big glass of chilled Jello juice./p
pHere's Our Lady of Cheetos airing out her raccoon pits while going to dance practice. Raise your hand if you're hairy./p
pIt's not Brit's fault. She used all the shaving cream on her cooch and taint. Priorities! And don't ask me why she's holding her bag like that. Maybe somebody told her it will deepen her thoughts or something./p
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